Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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