so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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