This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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