Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.

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(845): View more from New York

I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.

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(805): View more from California

my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'

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(239): View more from Florida

Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way

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(585): View more from New York

you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..

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(561): View more from Florida

I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!

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(360): View more from Washington

Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants

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(214): View more from Texas

I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.

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