dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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