My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
