So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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