Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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