Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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