Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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