So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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