Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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