dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
vagina is talking i cant
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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