the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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