Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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