i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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