You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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