Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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