I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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