BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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