We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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