she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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