dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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