Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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