Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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