Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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