he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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