Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize