Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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