Dual....:-)
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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