So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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