i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize