Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just found puke in my bra..
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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