i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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