so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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