And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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