I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
