She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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