they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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