Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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