Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Randomize
