I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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