I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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