Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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