that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Also, beer. Big fan.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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