operation have a gay friend backfired
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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