On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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