Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
