also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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