real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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