I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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