My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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