note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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