NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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