9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
foreskin is a definite game changer
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
