About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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